| the very, very important calendar of |

| SUNDAY |
| MONDAY |
| TUESDAY |
| WEDNESDAY |
| THURSDAY |
| SATURDAY |
| LOOKING AHEAD... |
| CHEECHEE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY TRASH MAZE AND OBSTACLE COURSE TOWN DUMP 4:00 PM |
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| CHRISTMAS CAROLING TELECONFERENCE ECUADOREAN HEADHUNTERS 4:00 PM |
HANG MISTLETOE AND ROASTED GARLIC BULBS |
| CRAM TURKEY, DRESSING, CRANBERRIES, SWEET POTATOES, GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE AND AMBROSIA IN CROCK POT |
| FESTIVUS USED-UP TAPE & WRAPPING PAPER SPIT BALL EXTRAVAGANZA HEATHUR'S 7:00 |
| #2-- A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR COLON ELDERLY CARE FACILITY 11:00 AM |
| EOM CANDY-STRIPER PRISONER REPENTANCE NEW YEAR'S CHALLENGE PRISON YARD 5:00 |
| DECORATE TUNNEL WITH FROSTING FOR CHRISTMAS |
| UNCLE FREDDY ARRIVES SWARTZ BAY TERMINAL 3:00 BRING MACE |
| ROOF SLEDDING ELDERLY CARE FACILITY 2:00 PM |
| MAURICE DEPARTS FOR HAITIAN EMBALMING SEMINAR 10:15 AM |
| It's that most panicking time of the year |
| CHRISTMAS CRAFT SEMINAR WHO NEEDS TOYS WHEN YOU HAVE EGG CARTONS AND TOILET PAPER TUBES? HOME OF MICHELLE DUGGAR |
| MAKE UNCLE FREDDY'S FERRY RESERVATION |
| DEFUMIGATE ANTECHAMBER CHECK BAT ROOSTS |
| RAOUL'S OFFICE PARTY BRING HAND SANITIZER AND SPIT DEFLECTOR |
| NOSEPICKER'S UNITE!! RALLY 4TH GRADE CLASSROOM, TRINITY SCHOOL |
| SLACKS CHALLENGE: STYLE VS. SANSABELTS FOX NEWS 10:15 PM |

| UNCLE FREDDY'S SECULAR HYMNS CONCERT TUNNEL 11:00 PM |
| UNCLE FREDDY LEAVES! SWARTZ BAY TERMINAL 4:00 BRING MACE |