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| EOM CANDY-STRIPERS PRISONER CHRISTMAS CARD CONTEST |
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| EOM CANDY-STRIPERS PRISONER EASTER BONNET PARADE 2:00 PM |
| SUNDAY |
| POWER SPITTING DEMO VFW COMMUNITY HALL 2:00-4:00 |
| GOOMBAH AND CHEECHEE SCHOOL FIELD TRIP INTERACTIVE PRIMATE EXHIBIT |
| FRIDAY |
| DOG/CAT CLUBHOUSE SOLICITATIONS DUE |
GHOUL KISS-A-THON ELDERLY CARE FACILITY 5;30 PM SHARP |
| TEST QUANTUM PHYSICS THEORY WITH DIXIE AND JUJU OLD INDIAN GRAVEYARD 11:00 PM |
| WORK ON TUNNEL |
| ADOPT-A-WEASEL 6:30 PM KOA CAMPGROUND |
| MYSTERY DATE TOOT-N-TOTEM PARKING LOT GALLUP, NM 3:00PM |
| POULTICE TONIGHT! |
| MARVIN EDWIN DARRELL "EUGENE" FISKAMPER & MELNEY KAITLYN GOOGOO "GAGA" MCGILLACUTTY WEDDING 7:00 PM SPAZO ACTIVITY CENTER |
| WORK ON TUNNEL |
| MIFFY KRELPS' 14TH ANNUAL LABOR DAY HEADCHEESE AND PORT FEST 7:30 PM |
| WORK ON TUNNEL WITH BLACKIE |
| WORK ON TUNNEL |
| -RAOUL- ANNUAL TEMPER TANTRUM |
MASHED POTATO WRESTLING ELDERLY CARE FACILITY 7;30 PM |
| STAR TREK MARATHON SLUMBER PARTY ANGUS & MILLY'S COME-N-G0 TODAY THROUGH TWO WEEKS TIL WEDNESDAY |
| SECURE BREAKABLES |
| PIZZA GUY 4:30 PM |
| CONTACT DEAD UNCLE SYRIUS MADAM MOOLA'S 10:00 PM |
| MAURICE'S MOTHER ARRIVES 2:30 PM |
| NATIONAL ILLEGAL ALIEN DAY |
| WORK ON TUNNEL |
| CAMOUFLAGE ENTRANCE |
| "WHAT CLEANLINESS MEANS TO ME" LIVE SOLILOQUY MUNICIPAL AUDITORIUM 7:00 PM |
| EOM CANDYSTRIPERS INMATE HAUNTEDPRISON FUNDRAISER ALL DAY |
| ORDER CASE RASPBERRY BOONE'S FARM MAURICE'S MOTHER'S FAVORITE |
| BACK WAX |
| SEND HALLOWEEN CUPCAKES AND REESE'S PIECES ECUADOREAN HEADHUNTERS |
| LOW-IMPACT CLOGGING HOLIDAY INN RUMPUS ROOM 10:00AM |
| SPRITZ GUEST BED LINENS WITH LYSOL AND FEBREZE AND WRINKLE RELEASE AND LAVENDER WATER. SPOT-CLEAN |
| DUMP TV DINNERS IN CROCKPOT 9:OOam DINNER PARTY MAURICE'S MOTHER 7:OO PM OUR HOUSE |
| MAURICE'S MOTHER'S BRUNCH WITH SHORTY AND LENNY BLUE LIGHT LOUNGE 11;15 SHARP |
| MAURICE'S MOTHER'S DEPARTURE VIA GREYHOUND TO RENO 4:30 PM |
| 13TH ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PIG-OUT AND FILM FEST DR. DOOHICKEY'S TRAILER 7:30 PM |
| EOM CANDY-STRIPER PRISONER SCARF-TYING DEMO |
| BACK WAX |
| TAXIDERMY SEMINAR HOLIDAY INN 7:30PM |
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| ANTI-EYEBORE RALLY CITY HALL 1:30 PM |
| DECORATE AND MAIL SOMBREROS FOR ECUADOREAN HEADHUNTERS |
| DOUBLE DATE WITH DIXIE AND JUJU PRETZEL KIOSK SOUTH PLAINS MALL 5:00 PM |
| NATIONAL PIGSTY DAY |
| CHRISTMAS DINNER AT DIXIE AND JUJU'S (BRING GALOSHES) |
| CHEECHEE & GOOMBAH'S CHRISTMAS MAKEOVERS MAC COUNTER DILLARD'S DEPT. STORE 2:30 PM |
| STRING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IN TUNNEL |
| MIFFY KRELPS' SPAM CAKE CHRISTMAS COOK OFF 2:30 PM |
| SEARCH DUMP FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS |
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT THROWING CONTEST ELDERLY CARE FACILITY 7;30 PM |
| EOM CANDY-STRIPER PRISONER GOODY-GOODY TWO SHOES AWARDS 7:00 PM |
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| TROLL CULTURE SEMINAR HOLIDAY INN 7:30PM |
| 2005 YEAR END RITUAL!! EAT ENTIRE CHOCOLATE PIE AND FOUR PLATES OF MEXICAN FOOD |
| MIFFY KRELPS 1ST ANNUAL RATTLESNAKE SCAVENGER HUNT DEAD MAN'S CANYON 1:15 PM |
| IN DEFENSE OF NAIL-BITING TEXAS TECH LECTURE HALL 7:30 PM |
| ECUADOREAN HEADHUNTERS ARRIVE! 2.15 PM DOWNTOWN BUS STATION |
| LUNCH WITH RAOUL BACK BOOTH CHEZ SUZETTE 1:00 PM |
| LUNCH WITH VELVET AND TWYLA RANCH HOUSE 11:15 AM |
| TOUR PRAIRIE DOG TOWN; TAKE HEADHUNTERS TO DUMP TO GET PRESENTS FOR LOVED ONES |
| HEADHUNTERS CITY KEY PRESENTATION 7:00 PM DINNER AND DANCING TO FOLLOW |
| PAYING HOMAGE TO THE HOUSE FLY HOLIDAY INN COMMODORE ROOM 7:30 PM |
ELECTRIC SCOOTER 10K ELDERLY CARE FACILITY PARKING LOT 10:00 AM |
| EOM CANDY-STRIPER PRISONER LINT SCULPTING CONTEST 1:00 PM |
| TREAT MAURICE TO 5 YARDS POLYESTER-- HIS CHOICE |
| BUY PEACOCK FEATHERS AND 3 YARDS ELASTIC |
| MOVE CHEECHEE & GOOMBAH TO TREEHOUSE (GET EXTENSION CORDS AND NIGHTLIGHTS) |
| ECUADOREAN HEADHUNTERS LEAVE 10:45 AM DOWNTOWN BUS STATION |
| CHECK MOAT PH LEVELS (PIRANHA NESTS?) |
| MOVE CHEECHEE & GOOMBAH BACK TO ATTIC CHECK HOUSE FOR BOOBY-TRAPS |
| WILD BOAR CALLING CONTEST BUFFALO LAKES MARINA 1:30 PM |
| "RAIN DANCE AND POT ROAST" HOLIDAY INN BALLROOM 7:30 PM |
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| EOM CANDY-STRIPERS PRISONER POTHOLDER KNITTING CLASS 2:00 PM |
| PARASKATING DEAD MAN'S CANYON 10:15 AM |
| WHAT YOUR FOOT ODOR SAYS ABOUT YOU EMBASSY SUITES MAGENTA ROOM 7:30 PM |
| CRAFTY CRAFTERS PRESENTS: CHEWED FOOD SCULPTING 1:00 PM VERNON'S KILN N CROCK |
| BIRTHDAY LUNCH FOR EUGENE LaRUE'S HOUSE MAKE PINTO BEAN LAYER CAKE |
| HOT-N-DUSTY FASHION SHOW VACANT LOT, CORNER OF 4TH AND AVE. L 2:00 PM |
ELECTRICITY EXPERIMENT JUJU & DIXIE LUBBOCK POWER PLANT 2:30 AM |
| EOM CANDY-STRIPER PRISONER IMAGINARY FRIEND ADOPTIONS 1:00 PM |
| ANT STACKING CONTEST VFW HALL 6:00 PM |
| SPICE GIRLS CONCERT WOLFFORTH FIRE HOUSE 7:00 PM |
| ROLL-YOUR-OWN FIRECRACKERS ELDERLY CARE FACILITY, 1:00 PM |
| PARADA AND CELEBRACION DE INDEPENCENCIA EAST SIDE FLEA MARKET 2:30 PM |
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